All right, all right. I'll confess to the fare (I'll post it in a separate thread here in a minute with a more appealing topic, but it's ANC-YYG for $341). A bonus hint: I already grabbed the $350 ANC-CLT, which gives about the same miles and actually still appears to be available, too.
The fare's cheap, and as I mentioned, I was not sure it would give 100% EQMs. A fellow ANC FTer who has been in contact with me about this (he desperately emailed me asking for the secret, since cheap MRs from ANC simply don't exist!) assures me that it gives 100% as long as it's credited to AS (which it will be for me). It is a T fare, so I'm not sure if that means it gives 100% EQMs to DL or other mileage plans.