Originally Posted by
Benjh
you guys are hilarious!!!

yes, she's a girl, I'm a guy, and no, we don't work together. yes, we have a good reason to keep it secret which I can not reveal in case I ever run for office (I'm just an assistant in the video industry right now, and I'm not even an american citizen, but you never know!).
There is good food to be had in many places in Las Vegas, the shows you and your Secret Girlfriend are already aware of, so you may wish to consider surprising her with something unusual that shows that you are that other kind of guy and anything but dull: the Las Vegas Gun Store has an indoor range where you both can shoot actual machine guns. No prior experience required and it tends to leave even those that never fired a gun before with a giddy smile on their faces. The website offers a $5 off coupon that you can print out.
Have fun!