Okay, maybe you can't hear my artificial Texas accented English, but here are my vitals:

Name: Robert
Location: Currently: Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua, Mexico (across from El Paso TX USA)
DOB: The same day and year that Elvis Presley died!
Marital Status: Single and looking forward to change it soon!
Occupation: Unemployed software developer looking for work.
Travel: Wish I could do more, but alas: I am fresh out of college and low on funds.
Last U.S. Domestic Travel: ELP-PHX-LAS-EWR-LAS-ELP
Last International Travel: CJS-ELP-CJS by foot across the Rio Grande in search of work
Next trip: ELP-ATL-EWR-ATL-ELP if I can find someone willing to co-sign a $8000 continuing education loan with me! :-)
Pets: Two cats: Simon and Cash. All jet-black fur, outdoors, and Simon drools too much!
Fun Facts about Me: I bait Nigerian 419 scammers who lurk on eBay, I am 0% Hispanic/Spaniard, and I am about 90% fluent in Spanish also.