Back to the Airbus order... (sorta)

I think I've figured it all out. We'll soon be hearing about the super stretch A380 that AirbUS threw in to sweeten the pot. Just imagine US boarding 1,000 people onto that. That's enough seat dupes to melt the keyboard on any computer running QIK.

Of course, Airbus only gave us one, we can't afford a spare, and the our math says it's ok to oversell this beast by a couple hundred seats. So it will take six months to be reaccom'd when you miss flight because the FA's had to close the doors after the third hour of boarding or else it would count as a late departure and our numbers aren't lookin so hot.

Seriously though, I don't care how pimped out that ride is, the mere thought of flying with that many people makes me ill.