Using seasonal English ingredients (so my ideal menu would change depending on the time of the year)
Course 1 - Steamed artichokes with a lemon hollandaise sauce
Course 2 - Gigas Rock Oysters (Colchester Native Oysters available after September) from "
the company shed" and plump Cervettes with garlic mayonnaise
Course 3 - Samphire, jersey royal potatoes and freshwater trout sprinkled with local Maldon salt.
Course 4 - Scones, strawberry jam, fresh strawberries and cornish clotted cream
- oh wait! That's EXACTLY what we had for Father's day in a garden by the side of the sea on Sunday.

British food? Disgusting!!!
(the samphire was freshly gathered an hour beforehand - delicious!)