Raeban still isn't the most comfortable person on an airplane (we always see an airport bartender prior to flight!).

For her benefit, I always pull out the safety card and point to water landing section saying, "Won't happen -- too big. We sink!" Then point to the evacuation chute section and say, "Ever seen a plane that crashes and the wings are still attached and the fuselage is in one piece?"

My own version of FA announcements...