Originally Posted by
djk7
(whispering) I'm not supposed to tell you this, but I *am* with the CIA. The people sitting behind us are running drugs, and might try to make a break for the lavs and flush the evidence if they get suspicious. If they head that way, be ready to intervene, tackle them in the aisle if needed, just don't let them reach the lav.
Have just noticed, someone sitting in front of me who has just written on his computer that he works for the CIA. While I am suspicious of this claim (surely CIA agents wouldn't use their computer on an aircraft, for security reasons) I must take action.
Ok...... I have now managed to slip the drugs I was carrying into his jacket pocket. Now lets see who gets the "rubber glove" treatment when we land.