Last Friday (I swear):
Because of the delay, we're going to let you deplane for a few moments, but please stay close to the gate, as we may get permission to leave at any moment. And remember, this is a short flight with no meal service...except for the standard foil bag of stale peanuts. Rows 16 through 35 are designated "no peanut rows" so you folks in the back will get nothing but smirks...