Maybe this is the best one?
Last December 23rd flying BHX to BKK on EK in J, horrendous Q's thro security had to remove shoes etc etc(we've all been there) We went straight to the lounge and half way down first G & T wifey asked where her handbag was?
(contained all our tickets,passports money TC's etc as I sort out baggage etc,she does paperwork.) I dashed back to security frantically asking all security staff if she'd left it there,eventually I was directed to a desk where I was told if they had found it could I describe it!*!* now come on how many blokes could?
So I ran back to the lounge and sent her to recover said handbag with all contents intact.Not the best way to start a Christmas holiday.