Lacking the proper chaffeur hat I'd probably be unable to live up to the Rudi standard, but perhaps a combination will do?
As for the lounges, Allegra will be free for you, as will be the First Class and C / Travelclub Lounges at ZRH departures. The 'Smoker's Lounge' however has been closed when Swissair stoped operating. I walked by it today and still no sign of a reopening.
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airOli, the Swiss Air Line.