I called SMS since I couldn't find a phone number for the SLC CRC. She couldn't give me the direct number so she put me on hold to talk to the CRC. It took almost 10 minutes to get a response from the CRC and all the SMS rep got from them was that they had a "big" party in there last night and everyone was busy.

She took my home phone and told me someone from the CRC would call. About a half hour later a lady from the SLC CRC called and said there was no cheese in the fridge. She had no idea what happened to it. She was going to ask the afternoon crew if they knew anything about it and call me back.

Now, you have the rest of the story.