Originally Posted by
opus17
Just wear a bridal gown & tux on the trip. Make sure to carry a bouquet. A tiara might be over the top. Subtlety works.
And once you board your flight, switch over to more comfortable clothes, say a t-shirt emblazened with JUST MARRIED in three inch letters, for an accessory, try the old ball and chain attached to the left ankle, but drag a few tin cans on a string behind it. Again, subtlety is key.