Originally Posted by G-BOAC

Someone who posts here (I forget who) has an excerpt from one such ad in his sig: Big Important Dad(TM) flies all over the world and calls his cute little daughter from every trip...end of the ad is daughter handing the Gate Agent her BP and the GA asking 'Where are you off to today?' and the little girl replying 'We have a business meeting in London' or something similar...cue piano-music-and-high-voices and 'AA, we know why you fly'.