Originally Posted by
Skimo
Hang on, why am I even bothering to correct a current bun article on here
No dobut you were able to disregard the hyperbole for yourselves
I'm not sure about that.
A typical Sun story in relation to aviation invariably* includes references to the screaming pax as the plane plunged through the sky with the captain gripping the yoke and sweating in his efforts to avoid the school** onto which they were about to crash.
The lack of said references surely indicates that it
must be true.
* from (I hasten to add) what I've read about said stories, rather than having read the stories themselves.
** yes, I know it was over the middle of an ocean, but let's not worry about detail - your page-3-fantastic-bingo-read-on-to-find-out-who-your-favourite-Z-list-celeb-is-shagging certainly wouldn't.