Anybody noticed Ryanair's curious 'million free seats' offer, where they pay APD and other surcharges, and even absorb their own notorious wheelchair 'levy'.

We're off for lunch in Dublin having paid all of £0.04 in total for the two of us, with no surcharge for debit card payment.

It would be really, really ungentlemanly to make a block booking for 25 (maximum allowed for an online reservation) for a total of 50p, ensuring reasonable space in the cabin. So ungentlemanly that I'm tempted to try.

Book by Monday 21 May.