Originally Posted by
IceTrojan
I usually find the safety demo video offensive... maybe I should tell the crew next time

You could try the old Jimmy Carter trick: "Excuse me Ms. FA, but that blond stew in the safety video is one hot little number. I find myself lusting after her in my heart right now. Please turn off that safety video before I have any more impure thoughts and mentally break my marriage vows."
There is a reason the Bill of Rights does not have Amendment Number Eleven: The Right to Not be Offended. . .