I don't know why this one cracked me up, but it did!
I've never tried it, and I can't decide if it would be truly icky or not. It comes from the Absolut web site:
PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY MARTINI
1 oz ABSOLUT VODKA
1/2 oz Black Currant Liqueur
1/2 oz Hazelnut Liqueur
1/2 oz Strawberry Puree
Fresh Strawberry
Shake liquid ingredients with ice and strain to a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with strawberry.