Originally Posted by
BahrainLad
Hmmm...are these the "Arab-Sheikh-cruising-a-Monaco-beach" version (gold rims)? I found a great pair in Selfridges yesterday...silver rims and mirrored lenses...£102.
No no no no no. You have to have the vintage Aviators, almost like what you see in
Top Gun (terrible movie, Tom Cruise is a loon): oversized, black mirrored lenses with thin silver metal frame. If your girlfriend cannot fix her make-up just by looking at your face while wearing your "aviators", then you cannot call them as such.

You really have to have thick hair too, for them to look good.