Here I am at Laptop Lane with Flyertalk Uberposter Rudi!!! Say hello, Rudi:

gruezi, we wfeel pampered after having the sterwardess bribed with our famous swiss chocolates, matt has to wipe their lipstick of my cheeks and just for us two - in the middle of another chicago snow blizzard - our two flights (Matt to iad, me to duesseldorf, our two flights will be the only ones beiing on time tonight - thank you UA.

Matt again: Hey, I am proud to say that I am the only flyertalker who has ever slept with Rudi...and on a plane!!! (ok, we were only napping on the SJU-ORD segment, but the statement is factual!!!)