http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s1i18197


Some highlights ...
"Airlines are well known to be significant contributors to global warming but what many people fail to realize is the not insignificant amount of greenhouse gas that's released when an aircraft's door is opened after landing and all the farts escape.

BA has announced that it plans to introduce farting flights ... passengers can expect to pay a £15 surcharge.

One seasoned flier, a self-confessed prolific farter, said, "It's dead easy to get away with farting on a plane. The engine noise drowns the sound so if you're fairly sure it's not going to smell you can fart to your heart's content. The thing to avoid is sitting there with your nose twitching, trying to determine if it did smell. That's a dead giveaway."

At the moment it has no plans to offset the £15 surcharge with frequent farter miles."



Sorry, thought it was amusing, childish, but amusing !