What are the chances they require serious answers to their inquiries?

I marked myself down with the title of "Prof.", and the institution as "College of Cardinals" (since in my warped mind/sense of humor, I am destined to be a future Pope )

I think passing up bovine and hose serum for a write in of "centaur" serum might have been a bit over the top. What do you all think?

Thanks for the head's up.

Steve