Originally Posted by
TMOliver
Them crafty Uropeens will sell you milk which lasts nearly forever, and the container doesn't even glow in the dark.
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Aaah, yes, I used to buy that UHT milk as an undergrad student...... Never went bad, but it tastes and smells like stinky monkey butt in the first place, so how'd ya know......?!?!