You know, I hate to say this but I agree with the guy. Clearly, he is wiser than I, probably better looking, and only thinking about equal fairness for all of mankind.

Therefore, effective this very moment I hereby rescind any claims I have to my five million plus unused miles, agree to send a check to each airline for the full fare amount for every ticket I have ever claimed an award for and also pay the up charge difference for the thousands of free upgrades I've been given over the years.

Furthermore, to make up for my greed and the unfairness bestowed upon me at the cost to this poor guy as well as others, I will also ask for a middle seat in a non reclining row in economy for the balance of my flying career and I will even eat the food given to me regardless of if I'm hungry or not. If any employee treats me nice, I will be sure to point out I don’t deserve it and I will not only stand at the end of the longest line, but as long as anyone else comes into the line behind me, I will let them “take cuts” in front of me until there is no one else left to help other than me.

To all of you that have not achieved elite level with an airline: Please accept my most sincere apology for having succumbed to my greed in accepting these undue benefits from these mean and inequitable airlines and hotels. Can I polish your shoes or clean your tioilet?