Originally Posted by
Jaimito Cartero
Swallow it?
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
Reminds me of a sword swallower I used to watch regularly, usual station was a corner of the Boston Common. I believe his moniker was Captain Jack. He had a whole spiel that he went through before the actual swallowing. The last 2 lines were:
"Dawn the hatch without a scratch."
and
drumroll, please
"Linda Lovelace, eat your heart out."