Originally Posted by
SirFlysALot
But the funny thing is the pharmacist would spin around and ask me my address trying to catch me off guard. He did this about four times. I hope the TSA and ID checkers don't learn about this trick.

"Just fill the prescription, Pill Boy."
or
"Hey, doc! Are you filling my prescription or someone else's prescription for dementia? I ask because it seems like you're breaking my chops over my memory."
(Note: I have enormous respect for pharmacists and would never answer the question this way unless the pharmacist asked it more than once.)