Originally Posted by
rar indeed
You mean Ma and Pa Kettle don't know that .bomb categorizes flights as p.s. based on flight numbers?! ...and are you even suggesting they may not know about row 9!

Blasphemy!
Ah, yep
However....we all know this can happen:
GA (over PA system): Will Ma and Pa Kettle please approach the podium.
GA (to Ma and Pa Kettle): How would you like to sit in First Class today? We thought we would move you up.
Ma Kettle (to Pa Kettle): You reckon they are tying to treat us bad?
Pa Kettle (to Ma Kettle): Yeah, don't let em treat us differn'"
Pa Kettle (to GA): Uh, nice try but we will stick with our seats.