Just ask yourselves...
Why are the TSA'ers subjecting themselves to this horrid scene of groping and what not when doing the SSSS procedure? What will be of the TSA officers when they finally retire from the job itself? TSA Syndrome, you ask, just like the Vietnam war veterans are suffering a syndrome? Well its possible, do not count that out at all! Do I smell a massive lawsuit coming on to the TSA? You bet it will come soon.
Sanosuke!