Ok, so this is a strange observation of mine but here we go:

So there are three types of 757, right? The regular, the Overwater and the p.s. configuration. They show safety videos on all three, but on the 757-regular (and on the non-Ted A320 with video screens), there are two girls in the video. One has lighter hair and a sort of scratchy voice. The other has dark hair pulled back tight and a cute little snaggletooth.

Right? Ok. Well I have a huge crush on the second one. And today, she was my FA!

I went up after drink service and asked if it was her. She confirmed and lo and behold, she has a crush on me, too! ...

Ok, so that last part was too good to be true. But she was very cool and we chatted for a few minutes about travel and United and China and stuff. She has real pride in UA and is exceedingly good at her job. I mean she called everyone by name, and I got a freaking hot towel at the end of our 1h 7m flight!!!

I'm so in love!

PS: If you're reading this and you remember the geeky guy on the evening DEN-MCI who gave you a GTEM just for being cute, throw away that engagement ring and drop me a PM!