Originally Posted by
westcoastman
What the heck does that mean: Hockey Pucks, med school, Nighthawks fans, goalie-moms???

I have read this thing about ten times and I can't make sense of it (no offense)
Goalie-mom = Mother of the poster
The part below the line is the signature and should be read separately from the main post.
Poster is a goalie; a goalie's job is to stop pucks.
The Nighthawk fans part refers to the team he plays for. The "everywhere" part is what's known as a fantasy.
All this and more can be discovered using deductive reasoning. Try it sometime!