This person is sick.

The woman who cuts my hair (she's not a "stylist") only travels 3-4 times a year to visit her grandchildren to stay at a motel near their home that has a pool and waterslide that the kids like. I told her to sign up for any airline or hotel program she could, and she whipped out her Choice credit card and told me how wonderful it was and how many free nights she'd earned and that I should get one right away. She really gets it even though her travel is extremely limited.