Salut0 has a good memory!

Anyone here old enough to remember comedian Shelley Berman? In the late 1950's he ahd an "airline pilot" act that was spot on. "Uh, gmornnn ladies and gennlmen, this iz yur captain speaking.... Welcome aboard our flight to uh, err, uh... We're gonna cruise at, uh, oh, I don' know, about 24,000 feet... " Anyone know if it's available as a download on the 'net?

Singing pilot and screwedbyaa- Yup, but at least in an AA J cabin, I would know I am not on WN. No peanutz.

Flying is simple, and there are a few rules to learn: "If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again."