Irony with Continental marketing slogans…

“You’ve finally earned elite status… and now they want to take your upgrade away!”
(we told you we reserved the right to make changes to the OnePass program!)

and

“Work Hard. Fly Right.”
(we're upgrading employees over elites -- we word hard, so we're flying right; it's your fault we're losing money and it's our genius we're still in business!)

and

"Continental.com -- it's wwway better!"
(our consumers can fully access our website 56.4753% of the time compared to the previous rate of 56.4752%)

and

"Meal Time - only on Continental"
(only Continental would consider a doughnut a meal)

[This message has been edited by IndustrialPatent (edited 07-23-2003).]