LOL. And why would that be? I like to think the best of people but if somebody came up to me in an airport and said "Excuse me Sir, but I can not help but notice that you seem to be travelling without any hand baggage. Would you be ever so kind and help me out by just carrying this through security for me please?" my response would be two words, total of seven letters. Second word would be 'off', first would usually start with an 'f' but maybe a 'p' if I was feeling in a polite mood.