Originally Posted by WearyBizTrvlr

The ES foodbox contained the following breakfast:

Spinach quiche served with a creamy green pea puree
Stewed apple and walnuts with a fig and port compote

I mean, seriously, who invents this stuff?! It was utterly revolting just to look at, and even without lifting the plastic lids a most pungent miasma managed to escape from this parody of food. What's next? Braised squid ... with a thistle sauce? Stir-fried beak of platypus accompanied by a reduction of beetle blood and rind of yam? Minced pigeon feathers arrabiata?

Ye gods.

None of the victims of ES ate any of it as far as I could tell.