I stayed at a hotel in Calgary a couple of years ago (my one and only SPG stay ).

When you turned the tv on, it showed hard-core porn. If you ever changed the channel, you could never get back there.

I wondered about people bringing their family along for a vacation and telling the kiddies, "Oh, just put on Sesame Street for while, Johnny, while mommy fixes her hair."

Ten minutes later, "Mommy, what's a blow job?"