For levity...

Coyote Woman**

Waking up in bed with your arm around a woman so ugly that you gnaw your own arm off very quietly to slip away without awkening her, then after leaving, gnaw your other arm off to prevent her from later recognizing you.

From same Scholl of Philosophy as the dreadful "Two Bagger", a woman so ugly that you need to put a sack over her head prior to taking her to bead, plus a second sack over your own head, just in case hers comes off...

Bad humor from an era during which male cauvinism was not only rampant but sovereign.