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Old Feb 22, 2007 | 7:43 pm
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Harrald
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: EWR
Programs: Marriott Silver
Posts: 98
Originally Posted by oldandslow
So if silver bullets stop vampires, then marzipan bullets stop ... what, exactly? Skinny fashion models?
Nope. For skinny fashion models you need cigarettes bullets dipped in heroin. Marzipan generally stops fat guys with a sweet tooth. (and yes I speak from experience as a fat guy with a sweet tooth).
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