We are travelling sans Tomasz as he is staying at home to look after our pussy cats.

And thank you to everyone for their advice. I'm afraid SSH is the finest place to learn this kite surfing which is the whole point of the holiday. And I am arranging for us to be met at the aeroplane door and be whisked straight through by the airport director's PA.

I do feel the whole thing may be a little infra dig but willing to give it a go, nonetheless.