I've never posted on this thread, but it seems like some sort of goal-setting exercise, and I like those, so here it goes:

Randy Peterson (elusive, yet intriguing)
ldsant (shares my same, sick sense of humo(u)r
Canarsie (ditto)
Don't Call Me Shirley (just because I love the name)
The Air Canada Moderators in Traininig (ok, that's three and I'm cheating, but still...)

I have a long, long list of others too!