I eagerly await the day I receive a boarding pass with B-84 stamped on it...only to discover upon reaching the ConUniHound terminal that I'm slated to board a CRJ to DEN (with a return on said aircraft as a red-eye

).
I think I would rather try to best wannaflyforless' 100K BIS in a week aboard US metal only, followed by a whirlwind marriage in Vegas to one of their personable PHL check-in agents...