When they said we had an
all female crew today, I didn't realise they meant
ALL female.
The pilot and co-pilot were both girlies, who looked like they were still at sixth form.
The Purser (Crew Manager?), Joan, was like an old aunt - very mothering, but smelt of mothballs.
One girl at the back looked like Vickie Pollard's sister, with a sniffle, and kept wiping her nose on her sleeve the whole time.
And the other girl at the back, who spoke bad English with a heavy East European accent (and guess who did the safety briefing).
Nothing wrong with this of course.