Watson-
Sorry to hit one of your hotbuttons. I was being semi-facetious.
So now I'll be really facetious. Things are a little slow for me this year, so gimme your $350,000 2003 travel money, and I'll buy us a nice piston twin, and I'll fly you around wherever you need to go. I can guarantee that you'll always get to sit in the front of the plane on my airline......