I saw that, too! How is that even possible? Well -- don't answer that with specifics. I'm sure it IS possible, with a few round-the-world J-class trips or something like that, plus a few sleazy-pass redemptions to India and Africa, no? But if I were earning more than 1 MM OnePass miles per year, the LAST thing I'd want to do is actually spend MORE time in a freakin' airplane BURNING those miles. It takes some serious ...-in-seat time to burn that many!

As for those menus in Jgordon and CO 1E's closets, I'm sure they can tell us precisely when CO rotates the lamb off the menu and brings on the duck "accented with cherry sauce," and when the "fresh smoked salmon offered with Dubarry sauce" disappears in favor of that (really bad) foie gras they occasional turn up with!

OK, I admit that I no longer save those ridiculously large blue rectangles of "inflight offerings." But I make it a point of pride to have a closet so full of J amenity kits that, at one point, they were causing a landslide off the shelving when I didn't fold my sweaters up "just so." The kids use them as posh building blocks, and I haven't bought toothepaste since. . .um. . .well, we have a lot of little toothepastes.