Originally Posted by
rcherskov
And when I travel in Europe, I follow this rule: order two of everything and lick the plate clean.

What I want to know is do you do this at the table or on the floor? I cannot wait to invite you to lunch at my house - we will be eating in the garden shed so in case you miss the plate and it is on the floor beware of splinters in the tongue. They are hell I am told.