Groucho Marx said:
"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member."
Sadly, in my case I think it's the other way around:
"Any club that I would like to join would not have someone like me for a member"...
On that basis I don't think I'll be making it to the exalted state of Mucci-dom anytime soon - I'll have to keep to the cheap seats! Besides, I think you need at least 1000 posts on FT to even cross the Pucci radar screen, and some of them actually need to be funny.