In the window of the Route 66 American Bar in Frankfurt they offered American Cocktails, Beer, Ice & Shake and, uh, Longdrinks.
Every now and then I find a funny name for a Chinese restaurant when I order in, like Foody Goody and Ho Lee Chow.
If you ever find yourself really bored in a hotel room, look up some of the names of hair salons in the phonebook. In SAV I saw…
Hair I Am (say it with a Georgia accent)