And, if IAD made toasters:

You yourself would never really toast the bread, you would have to give it to a "toast-mover" to take your bread from wherever you are toasting to wherever the toasting is actually being done. Same is true when you toast is ready. the "toast-mover" will bring it to you. Then, regardless of where you have decided to toast, EVERYONE will have to go to the exact same place to get their butter and jam.