I'VE PACIFIED THE CAT COP WHO CHOKED ON A PIECE OF TOAST BECAUSE BOOMER FORGOT TO SAY THIS IS OMNI!! BUT I NOTED THIS IS FREQUENT FLYER RELATED BECAUSE WE TALK ABOUT THE PROGRAMS!

This is such a fun thread! Kudos Boomer!

Here's a few more:

If EWR Made Toasters: They would take two hours to heat up and another hour to defrost the toast.

If Starwood made Toasters: the Toasters would have the same design but not every piece of bread would fit in.

IF Air Canada made Toasters: the bread would come out shaped like Red Maple Leaves (I hope that's not offensive BlondeBomber... I LOVE CANADA AND THE RED GREEN SHOW!

If InterContinental made Toasters: the toasters would be gold plated, the bread made from the finest yeast, the toast nicely browned and served on a silver platter.

IF American Express made Toasters: you would be double Membership Rewards for every piece of toast you make!

If HOliday Inns made Toasters: The toast would be overpriced and come out broken up and crumby.

If Motel Six made Toasters: the only things they could be used to toast are Pork Rinds and Hickory Farms Beef Stick!

If Rudi made Toasters: The toast would always come out perfect and always be warm!

If JAWS made Toasters: The toast would take like ShinerBock and after a few slicers you would be uncapable of doing anything!

If CATMAN made Toasters: The toasters would be shaped like cats heads and the toast would ahve a few strands of cat hair on them Plus to tell you when the toast was done it would pop up and the toaster would say "MEOW!"

CATMAN

[This message has been edited by Catman (edited 02-19-99).]