You know, when AA equips its first class lavatories with soft music, special accent lighting, a butler and/or maid (depending on your preference), a polished walnut toilet seat with heating element, special lotions and potions, genuine single use cloth towels, a shower stall, steam proof shaving mirror, hot shaving cream dispenser, a bidet, a jacuzzi or whirlpool, and at least a mid-priced Con-Air blow dryer then I'll think it's a great idea to zealously guard the first class lav from the unwashed hordes in coach.

Until that day, puh-lease.

On edit: And a reading selection for the "library." How could I forget that?