Originally Posted by
kniveton
I doubt they would go with this plan since it would require additional personnel and everything seems to be going toward self-service these days. Maybe when you check in they could hand you a pair of numchuks to fight your way to the red carpet.
Wow - that's even better! Of course, the weaponry would have to be issued post-security. Still, that's not a big enough issue to prevent this idea from working...